Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I am a being of celestial fire and lightning depowered into a ephemeral spirit held inside a second rate impish body covered with glamour so I don't make babies cry. Please try and keep track."

• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• please keep your feelings inside the vehicle at all times
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• How to win the gold and make a baby cry
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I do not fit inside my body
• a baby seal walks into a club...
• I cannot exactly deny what you are saying, however i am not prepared to make it part of my belief system at this time
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• I Am Driving My Car into the Sun: a cross-country nodermeet
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• how much more acutely the spirit is capable of suffering than the body
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• Baby makes three
• Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
• babies being born without brains
• I am so fucking happy
• You make Gaia cry
• You don't need a reason to cry
• trillions of solar neutrinos are passing through your body this very second
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• Don't cry for the Angels
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• you called my name in the dark, so here I am
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• I am the god of hell fire, and I bring you ...
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
• My body falling into stars
• On looking into the eyes of a living being
• Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• There is a perfectly rational explanation for why I am banging my head into the wall
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Boys Don't Cry
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Strange Feelings Inside My Body Magazine
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Lucky Charms Don't Make You Lucky
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Don't try this at home
• The fire in the sky, the fire in your hand, the sad songs without bodies, surrounding us like ghosts
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• i am so random (user)
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• Yes, I am helloing into a box. There is an echo.
• I am now a Fire Marshall
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• If you're being attacked, yell fire
• Being a dickhead
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Baby quick, my hair is on fire
• History is an Angel ... being blown backwards into the future
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• celestial body
• Try not being obscure just for the sake of it
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• I, like your cigarette, am on fire
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• We laugh so we won't cry
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I make liberty cry (user)
• don't cry
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• Woman's so hot I want to cry
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
• Making the heartless girl cry
• don't cry over spoiled milk
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• don't cry over spilled milk
• Did it ever make you cry ?
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• I don't want to fall so easily
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Sports movies where the underdogs don't win in the final seconds of the game
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• Please don't feed the troll
• Two wrongs don't make right
• you breathe when your body makes you
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• I often wonder if I am closer to reality simply for being poorer
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I am not a fire hydrant
• I am so an American
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• how many years, please, until I am better?
• am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• I am Bombs and Fire
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• and i am lost inside a memory; and i am a figment of reality
• Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Fingers slide together and, I am so alive
• You can't hire 9 women to make a baby in a month
• Cry Baby Cry
• Teenage bride with a baby inside, getting high on information
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• stop being so English
• seal clubbing
• being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• What I have learned from being fired
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Thrusting into horse beings from space using a modicum of caution
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Covered Interest Rate Parity
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• Why onions make you cry
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Mind, Body, Spirit
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Swimming pool injury
• I am still so lost, I am

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