Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I am changing. I don't like me at all. I don't ever laugh or think anything funny."

• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I don't think I like love
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Don't Make Me Think
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• It's like you don't carrot all
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• I don't think I like your system
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Don't Say You Love Me
• As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Don't call me Asian
• Don't Laugh (I Love You)
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• I don't like the drugs
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Think globally, don't act.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Capitalize, please
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• I don't think of her
• doesn't look like anything to me
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Don't Give Me Names
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Just don't expect me to understand
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I don't remember all that much
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• customers don't trust me
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Don't think of...
• If you don't like it, leave
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Don't wait up for me
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Work like you don't need the money
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• don't spend it all in one place
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don't work at a golf course
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Please Don't Bury Me
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• Don't send me roses
• Don't Pass Me By
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I don't believe in anything
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• Don't stand so close to me
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• I don't see like you
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't call me white
• Don't Laugh
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Don't quote me on that
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Don't tread on me
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't let me die nervous
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• I don't like my smile
• I don't like moving.
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Don't leave me alone
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• They Don't Want Me

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