Findings:

• She only wants me for tech support
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• She only wants me for sex
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• They Don't Want Me
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• They want me for a focus group!
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• In the water, i am beautiful
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Miss, I am a horse. You might want to hold your nose.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• From Blood To Water
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• Sometimes, I am cold, green water
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• I wanted Mary to cry blood
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• when they take my blood
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• You say you love; but with a voice
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Society made me what I am
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• In another world, I am you and you are me
• because I am only half of what you need
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
• Hot pursuit
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• All that I am and ever want to be
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I am the only being whose doom...
• I am nothing but my sins
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• I am many things, but I am not that strong
• I am but higher
• I know you are, but what am I?
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• I am but a moth before your flame
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I am haunted by waters.
• i know you are but what am i
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• why am i me, and you're you?
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• i just want to know who i am
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I am reading the wall. They are wall-words.
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
• My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
• you want to use blood; i say we use devotion
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Water and blood and foam
• lord help me, for i am weak
• Blood is thicker than water
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• then only the soil harbors angry blood
• Blood Waters of Dr. Z
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• But what are they really thinking?
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them

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