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• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• what am i here to do?
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• I am not making this up
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Reality has nothing to do with money
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• Don't do that then!
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• Do not let this groove fool you
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• This is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• Here Be the Giants Chapter 1
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• I am here to give you room I am here for your room I am your
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• nothing here
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• We can be heroes
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• Don't Be Evil
• Sorry, I don't work here
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• We are legion, soon to be many.
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• I don't know what else to do
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• time has no meaning here
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• Do Not Come Here
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Blowing shit up
• Don’t give up the ship!
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• It will be good when I am leader
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Making up (stories) for lost time
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• Here Be The Giants Chapter 2
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
• Do you come here often?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Don't be sad
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• nothing to be done
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• I don't think the sun was up
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• here goes nothing
• Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
• here's to waking up stronger
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Here Be the Giants Chapter 3
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I am blind when I want to be
• How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Here Be Monsters
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• don't be absurd (user)
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Nothing has changed.
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them

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