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• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• I am not making this up
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• what am i here to do?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Reality has nothing to do with money
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Don't Be Afraid
• It will be good when I am leader
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• Be Here Now
• Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• I am here to give you room I am here for your room I am your
• Am I really here? Is this really my life?
• Here be Cows
• what it takes to be a fool
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• I don't want to be alone
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• It is late here, and I am lonely.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Here Be Monsters
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• What I want to be when I grow up
• I am in a metal band. What do I name it?
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• what the fuck am I supposed to do?
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• the rock here is strange. it moves when i am not looking.
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• To do is to be
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• I do not fit in; I am not alone
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• I fear I will be nothing
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• It is better to be thought a fool
• All that I am and ever want to be
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Here you are, here I am, here we were
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• Do not speak. I am in music.
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• I am inspired down here on all fours, picking through your vomit with tweezers and gloves
• I am done making your heartaches my passion
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• darling, i am here for you
• you called my name in the dark, so here I am
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• I am nothing in the presence of a god
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Soon to be off the air
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• Here Be Dragons
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• Here I am World
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!

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