Findings:

• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• Best Customer
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• The casino's best customer
• Farewell to one of our own, one of our best (document)
• The best kind of tree
• Best of All Possible Worlds
• The Best Little Girl in the World
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• The Best Man's Speech At Dizzy and Katyana's Wedding
• My Best Friend's Wedding
• The Best Military Science Fiction of the 20th Century
• the best way to sit at and use your computer
• everyday without you is the new best day of my life
• Why you're my best friend.
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• Ten things I hate about restaurant customers
• own
• Who owns our writeups?
• make your own money
• How to fake your own death
• Boys' Own Adventure
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• It's obvious you've never owned a vagina
• A Leela of Her Own
• The reaction of my body: realizing its own impossibility,
• Owning your own shadow
• use every day as a gift to sharpen the sword that is your soul, to become a master of your own life
• I am Joe's...
• Why I am a Lucy Stoner
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• I am a spammer
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• I am eighteen years old
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• A London Thoroughfare.  2 A.M.
• I am a mental construct in her head
• I am the god of fuck!
• I am Ford's dog
• Miss, I am a horse. You might want to hold your nose.
• I am my mother's daughter, and she is my daughter
• I am saving many smiles for a new upside down tomorrow
• I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
• I am not your ATM
• Còmhraidhean an Gàidhlig 's am Beurla: Note
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• I am the question. Unanswered. Demanding attention
• Paying as I am paid
• I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
• The best drugs are taken through the eyes
• sometimes a lie is the best thing
• Eggland's Best
• Best spot to view the moon
• the best damned story ever written
• Radio Four is the best cure for insomnia
• The best I never had
• best mode
• The best laid plans...
• better than the best
• Best Practices in Coding
• Value chain and customer satisfaction in prostitution
• cutting your own hair
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• Homemade household cleaning agents
• How to make your own bookcases
• Owned (user)
• Holding your own rave
• A taste of your own medicine
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• To each his own religion
• eventually, everything will have its own wiki
• Bessie, the drunkard's own child
• Frankfurt am Main
• AMM
• Apparently I am a potential rapist
• Hello. My name is c--- and I am a recovering goth.
• I Am Startled Again And Again
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• all other times are better than 6 am
• I am thankful for the ocean eyes of Shaymus
• Take Me As I Am
• For the love of God, I am not a homosexual!
• Melody A.M.
• I am worn out with the beauty of the most trivial things
• I am Edward Teller's pool man
• Now I am become grey, the creator of worlds
• There is a perfectly rational explanation for why I am banging my head into the wall
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• I Am A Satellite (user)
• I am a snowflake worthy of the world's outstretched tongue
• For the love of homosexuality, I am not God!
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• I am Zontar
• i am an architect, you are a drunken tourist
• i am pure knowledge and problemsolving
• I am your dog
• I am the Bull and She is the China Shop
• I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• best
• The best thing since sliced bread
• I did my best and failed abysmally
• The best comeback ever
• Moms make the best lunches
• Being married to your best friend
• My best friend is a breakfast table
• The Best Day of my Life
• On a former best friend
• Advice for using customer service
• The ritualistic cannibalization of one's own savior is weird
• Create your own Everything2 Holiday
• The Bed Was Not My Own
• My own personal time capsule of lives
• If you want to die clean, eat your own pie
• Devil's Own
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• If only Che Guevara were a revolutionary in his own country
• This space between has it's own kind of comfortable
• everyone is the hero of their own story
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Am/F
• I am the cheese
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• Sometimes it's 4 a.m.
• Pan Am flight 103
• I am the beginning and I am the end
• it never thunders here i am jealous
• I am thinking of a number between one and ten
• I am a son of the South
• I am a gorilla (user)
• Shower Kletic
• I Am Spock
• Here you are, here I am, here we were
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• and am happily disturbed by no passions
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Well I am... over-fuckin' whelmed.
• I am real; I happened to you
• The 3 AM Food Truck
• am i there yet?
• Banting and Best
• Revenge is a dish best served cold
• The best Linux distribution
• Some of my best friends are...
• Canada's newest and best referendum idea
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• Everything's Best Users XML Ticker (ticker)
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• The Best of Both Worlds, Part II
• the best way to a man's heart is through the ribcage
• Laughter isn't always the best medicine
• How (Not) To Write Erotica - 10 Easy Tips to Become the World's Best Amateur Porn Writer
• Mother knows best
• Gateway Customer Service
• Choose Your Own Adventure
• My own seal
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• How to fake your own ideath
• Making your own nuclear car bomb

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