Findings:
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
- Right now I am floating
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- Fucked up ways to die
- I am fine now
- She was so pleased to learn that she was right
- I am stalking your girls now
- HARDEN THE FUCK UP
- I am now a Fire Marshall
- Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
- so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
- There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
- you called my name in the dark, so here I am
- So runs my dream; but what am I?
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
- I am not making this up
- Fucked up Facts from History
- I am so an American
- Because I say so
- Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- So I wake up
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
- Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Starling, you were right. I am the jealous kind.
- Now I am become grey, the creator of worlds
- Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
- "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
- Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
- Ken Lay
- i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
- Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- right so
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- Step right on up! Spike heels not advised.
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
- I wake up so energized
- I am holding you now
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- When I am stronger than now
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
- fuck up
- Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
- and now i am free
- I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
- Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
- You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
- Fucked Up
- fucked up criteria (user)
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
- Yes me, right now
- Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
- So soft and little now
- I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- why is it always right now?
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- Right side up
- try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
- right up my alley
- Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
- step right up
- Straighten Up And Fly Right
- I am now a college graduate
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
- A mistake never felt so right
- Rights for bigots
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
- Her hair, tangled
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Who am I now that you're gone?
- I am so sorry and you will never know
- I am the god of fuck!
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- Fingers slide together and, I am so alive
- i am so random (user)
- I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- I Am America (And So Can You!)
- I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
- I am so fucking happy
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- I am now a dark walker
- Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- now that I am no longer
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- My Shit's Fucked Up
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- now I am blue, forsaking brown.
- what the fuck am I supposed to do?
- Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
- She's perfect in a fucked up way
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- People have fucked up before
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
- I am not anyone's "type" so far
- the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
- Shut The Fuck Up
- You Fucked Up!
- Now that we're being so open and honest
- I hate myself right now
- Right here and now
- Right Here, Right Now
- Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
- If I died right now
- That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
- Right Where You Are Sitting Now
- So why talk about politics now
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- So you are 14 now
- So now that I've been cursed to die...
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- I am still so lost, I am
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- Right now,
- I am now a married woman
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