Findings:
- Please Kill Me
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Please Don't Bury Me
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- kill him dead; don't call me
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Someone please kill me
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- Please Don't Kill the Freshman
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- lord help me, for i am weak
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- Don't leave me alone
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
- Watch Me: I Am a Woman
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Don't tread on me
- Don't quote me on that
- Don't Pass Me By
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- Don't take that tone with me, son
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- Don't call me white
- Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
- Please don't bring your kids
- Don't make me come to Vegas
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Please don't take my sunshine away.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Please don't peel the sweet corn
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Don't call me Debbie
- My God, don't tempt me!
- Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Don't Deny Me (user)
- Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
- Don't send me roses
- Don't wait up for me
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- Please don't send your resume
- why don't poets kill each other anymore?
- don't taze me bro! (user)
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- Society made me what I am
- Where I am weak, you are strong; where you are weak, I am strong.
- In another world, I am you and you are me
- I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
- i am always awake. what do you require of me?
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
- I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
- I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- They don't touch me the same way
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Don't you dare nurture me!
- Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
- Please don't apologize for your identity
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- I don't mind if you forget me
- Don't give me your hand me down love
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- Don't tell me about her
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- Dont come near me (user)
- Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
- Your dark eyes don't haunt me
- Don't Make Me Think
- Dont come near me. (user)
- They Don't Want Me
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
- As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
- Take Me As I Am
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
- i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- why am i me, and you're you?
- i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- Don't stand so close to me
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Don't Give Me Names
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
- customers don't trust me
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
- Don't call me Asian
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Don't talk about me behind my back
- Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
- Don't let me die nervous
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- Don't tell me everything
- Please don't feed the troll
- You Say You Don't Love Me
- Don't You (Forget About Me)
- Don't Blame Me
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
- "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
- I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Please don't smoke the mystery bag
- When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- Don't Say You Love Me
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
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