Findings:

• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• White Light White Heat White Trash
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• When I am stronger than now
• I look better when I am wet
• When life gives you demons...
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• White Trash Warlock
• Level 2
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Rednecks vs. white trash
• White Trash, Two Heebs and a Bean
• What happens when a Pope dies
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• It will be good when I am leader
• i am writing a path to my true self, for when i am lost
• When I am an old woman
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• When parents give you 744 condoms
• The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When life gives you lemons
• When I am King
• When am I an adult?
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• White trash
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• when all the white horses have broken free
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• White trash princess (user)
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• I am blind when I want to be
• Sometimes when I am wearied suddenly,
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• I am real; I happened to you
• I am a freakin' dynamo when it comes to adding single-digit numbers
• Since when am I a size 6?
• I am most faithless when I most am true.
• the rock here is strange. it moves when i am not looking.
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I am here to give you room I am here for your room I am your
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• When I am dead, my dearest
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• When life gives you shit
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• If you want lonely I will give you white water flapping against a little boat
• When your presents give me hives
• What happens when we die?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• This is When it Happens
• white trash canon
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• White Trash Encryption Algorithm
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• white trash (user)
• White Trash Poem
• When The Whites Went
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• When I am an old man
• I Am
• am
• .am
• Pan American Games
• I am the Walrus
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I think therefore I am
• You Am I
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Am I my brother's keeper?
• Trans Am
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• What am I, chopped liver?
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Texas A&M University
• I am not a hippie!
• I am not a hacker
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I am Joe's...
• I Am Invincible!
• Society made me what I am
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• Why I am a Lucy Stoner
• I do not fit in; I am not alone
• I am stretched on your grave
• AM radio
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I am yours
• The Learning Channel
• Apparently I am a potential rapist
• I am in you
• I am a little world made cunningly
• I am afraid of permanence
• I am a rock
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• I am not a babysitter
• BQN: I am. - Prologue
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• I am now a college graduate
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Am I gay?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• I am the greatest!
• Right now I am floating
• I am a Christian
• I sometimes think I am too much
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• How am I doing?
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• I am semi-Christian
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• I am a little concerned about my state of mind
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• It's a nice day for a white lemming
• I am not Batman
• I am a friend of a rape survivor
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• How I am glutted with conceit of this!
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I am a horrible driver
• I Am a Camera
• I am a confessional
• I am an American mutt
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• I am not an attractive man
• I AM ANALOG

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