Findings:

• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• You Fucked Up!
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Sobering up before going to bed
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• Fucked Up
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• I am not making this up
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I am going to demolish your skeleton
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• fucked up criteria (user)
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• I am the god of fuck!
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• People have fucked up before
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Fucked up ways to die
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Thumbs Up going down
• HARDEN THE FUCK UP
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I Am Slowly Going Crazy
• Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• I am going to die
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• what the fuck am I supposed to do?
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Fucked up Facts from History
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• fuck up
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Shut The Fuck Up
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• Ken Lay
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
• I Am
• am
• .am
• Luke, I am your father
• Pan American Games
• I am the Walrus
• I look better when I am wet
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I think therefore I am
• You Am I
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Am I my brother's keeper?
• Trans Am
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• The day I realized how sane I really am
• What am I, chopped liver?
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Texas A&M University
• I am not a hippie!
• I am not a hacker
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I am Joe's...
• I Am Invincible!
• Society made me what I am
• Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
• I am well. And you?
• A.M. Klein
• In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
• I am not a geek
• I am pointing a gub at you
• 8:16 AM
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• Why I am a Lucy Stoner
• I do not fit in; I am not alone
• I am stretched on your grave
• I am not a mind reader
• AM radio
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I am yours
• The Learning Channel
• Apparently I am a potential rapist
• I am in you
• I am a little world made cunningly
• I am afraid of permanence
• I am a rock
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• I am not a babysitter
• BQN: I am. - Prologue
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• I am now a college graduate
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Am I gay?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• I am the greatest!
• Right now I am floating
• I am a Christian
• I sometimes think I am too much
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• How am I doing?
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• I am semi-Christian
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• Who am I
• I am never alone
• I Am Startled Again And Again
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• I think, therefore I am that I am
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• What I am not
• I am the cheese
• Flax seeds will save your life
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• 2 AM Walmart run
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I am a little concerned about my state of mind
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• AM/PM
• I am not Batman
• I am a friend of a rape survivor
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• How I am glutted with conceit of this!
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Here I am World
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I am a horrible driver
• I Am a Camera
• I am a confessional
• I am an American mutt
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• I am not an attractive man
• I AM ANALOG
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?

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