Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I blame television. Should have killed Willoughby Smith when I had the chance."

• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Know your pets
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Stoned music memories
• Perhaps I should take this as a lesson and end all loves with a Smith & Wesson.
• Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• if you have had your midnights
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• When I went back in time to kill you
• a dozen books I should have read you
• Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
• Things a Kryptonian Should Consider When Dating in the 21st Century
• Take the cap off your car battery when charging it
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
• We have had enough of your beige
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• When each had their own personal anthem
• I have had enough of Survivor
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• Khaled Islambouli
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Penis size and impregnation
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• The Witch King of Angmar should not have touched the earth
• When you kill people they die
• When should a firm stop production?
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• Kill Your Television
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• Level 2
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• When I was young Time had no wings
• Remember when you had words for everything?
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• When you had left our pirate fold
• When I have female children
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• I don't have a television set
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• consoles should have trackballs
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• I should have danced with you
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Tools everyone should have
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• the dreams that should have died
• When living we have need of Death
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• Movies that should have been books first
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• when all the white horses have broken free
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Questions I have had today
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• blame Everything
• Blame the anarchist
• Wherein stones are not thrown and blame is laid
• Tendency to shift blame keeps schools from improving
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• the blame game
• chance
• snowball's chance in hell
• second chance
• no chance
• A Stop at Willoughby
• The $1,000,000 Chance of a Lifetime
• The chances of a poet reaching us are very slim
• .78 Chance (user)
• Dora Chance
• Last Best Chance
• Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
• Your last chance to win is in the scoring
• Interesting Times (Wherein I Chance Upon a Cryptogram)
• A dinner party; a last chance. A love song; a bear dance.
• chances accepted
• total chances
• The reward for a good deed is the chance to do another
• chances (user)
• The Music of Chance

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