I can't believe it's not human flesh

New, from the makers of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter:

I Can't Believe It's Not Human Flesh

Made from Soy by-product, this astounding product looks and tastes just like zesty human flesh. Listen to this testimonial:

EDB: ME LIKE I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT HUMAN FLESH.
TASTE JUST LIKE FRESH LEVEL ONE NODERFLESH. ME SMELLS BLOOD

If the EDB likes it, you will too! Try I can't Believe it's not Human Flesh.

In the potted meat aisle

Hufu, the "Healthy Human Flesh Alternative" is a animal-product free food created by founder and CEO, Mark Knuckols, which claims to have the taste and texture of human flesh. The idea was concieved while Mark was reading the book Good To Eat: Riddles of Food and Culture by Marvin Harris.

According to Hufu's website, the target market is curious anthropologists, and cannibals who want to quit. The website also offers baby seal flesh alternative ("The Veal of the Sea") and recipies, including Lecter's Liver with Fava Beans and Aztec Human Stew.

Hufu's website can be found at http://www.eathufu.com .