Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I can't decide which Republican or alt-right figure to put here because there's so many who'd fit at this point"

• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• You can't get there from here
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• there are only so many truths. everything else is derived
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• Are there still so many Nazis in Germany?
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• How many different species live on or in the average human body?
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Why are there so many 1964 nickels?
• How many infinities are there?
• How many primes are there?
• there are some just can't take life easy
• Because I say so
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• qanat get there from here
• Ready or Not, Here I Come
• scattered like so many fallen rose petals
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Furstenberg's proof that there are infinitely many prime numbers
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I know how many there are.
• Why did so many animals return to the sea
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• They did so because they believed they could.
• So you've decided to order pizza…
• So you've decided to start smoking
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Now and Then, Here and There
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• there isn't another side. it's all right here.
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Here and there in the darkening green
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Counting proof that there are infinitely many prime numbers
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I used to have so many dreams
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• so many assholes
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• You can't go there anymore
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• We can't stop here. This is bat country!
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• so you decided it's a good idea to yell on the internet
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
• Here and There
• You're so come here go away
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• This is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• The night is uneventful, and so here I sit
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• Is there a problem, (insert title here)?
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• How many living things are there on earth?
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Why are there twice as many nodes as writeups?
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• So many dynamos!: And Other Palindromes
• So Many Frequencies
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• so many books
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
• Official Rationalization: Why I See So Many Freaks in the City
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• there are many mansions in my father's house
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• haiku are nice until there are too many in one place
• Many of our lowest priced attractions are right over there
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• so many of life's truths are merely the intersections of nature
• there are many ways to speak the truth
• so many people want the things that they're not willing to give
• Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• I can't get comfortable here
• I can't find a bra that fits right
• The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
• Bess Can't Go Here
• It Can't Happen Here
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Laugh maniacally, because I can't bear to see you cry
• Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• So you've decided to grow a beard
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• Put Your Hand Here
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• You, standing
• It is so quiet in here, let's turn on the ocean
• Neither here nor there
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• Halfway Between Here and There
• Keen, Fitful Gusts are Whisp'ring Here and There
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• his is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
• Are we in good news or bad news territory here
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• Cities: Skylines, or: This is a very 20th-century type of city we're building here
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• you called my name in the dark, so here I am
• Somewhere at the intersection of Here and There
• Here is some important information which you may make use of in your sunny, optimistic future!
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• coming home and the lights are on because someone's there
• So Many Roads
• Insulting softlinks
• Why are so many Anime called {Adjective} {Occupation} {Proper Name} ?
• How many melodies are there in the universe?
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• I have lost many things, so many
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• There are as many numbers between 0 and 1 as there are in the set of all real numbers
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few

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