Findings:

• I wish it were raining
• You Can't Do That on Television
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• Those who can't do, teach
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Can't you tell we're barrelling toward an alien future?
• If I were Twenty-One I would "do the next thing"
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
• I Wish You Were Here
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Wish You Were Here
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• why I think I can't do anything
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• If Wishes Were Horses
• I can't do that, Dave
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
• you were a dream I painted and wished to own
• you can't do it alone
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• I wish I were close
• I wish I were as smart as I am
• Ghosts Can't Do It
• What we were good at
• The days of very old were not very good
• I wish I didn't live in the city
• Things on which you can make a wish
• you may dream of the City of Focative Mirrors, if you wish
• wishes (user)
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• I wish I was dead
• OSS can't fail
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• you can't build a mental picture of someone you love
• Can't tell if being trolled
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Why men like women's breasts
• Do the Right Thing
• What time do you call this, then?
• What I really want to do is direct
• A determination to do better than
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Why Do People Pigeonhole themselves?
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• (Everything I Do) I Do It for You
• Paraíba do Sul
• Do like you oughta, add acid to water
• Dan Used to do it
• DOS Compatibility Card
• Why do Mac people also use Linux?
• What to do with stale bread
• movable "do"
• do { ... } while(0)
• Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• My country is the world, and my religion is to do good
• Do Unto Others
• If it feels good, do it
• What do you want?
• I never know what to do with my hands
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Why do I keep turning down sex?
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Do all nuns dress like this?
• How do you sell your art?
• Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• clockwork... do you mean the sun?
• do you want to know everything?
• Those were the days
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Or were they chords of sun?
• When We Were Mud
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• We're all such products
• Only her big toes were painted
• as it were (user)
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Were you here at all?
• You Made The Sunrise, You Were The Fall
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• Would that I were a Poet
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• If I were Twenty-One I would save money
• Wishes of an Elderly Man at a Garden Party
• We Wish you a Merry Christmas
• make a wish
• why she makes her wishes at 7:07
• we just can't give 'em away!
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Fish Wish
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• How not to faint when you can't move
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• Cartwheel Penny
• It's not the size, it's what you do with it
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Where do you draw the line?
• Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
• To do lists
• How long do babies sleep?
• Fanatical DOS User
• What would Solaris do?
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• What we do in life... echoes in eternity
• It seems like the right thing to do
• How do astronauts go to the bathroom?
• Stupid things to do in a strip club
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• Why do leaves change color in autumn?
• tumble turn
• 'Wow, you're tall! Do you play basketball?'
• DOS to UNIX Command Conversions
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• National Do Not Call Registry
• do i know you (user)
• Do you understand?
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• Do you know where your children are?
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• How to tell you are too tired to do research
• Eds, do NOT click on this, please. Testing hit counter.
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• How Do You Sleep?
• You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• what desire will make foolish people do
• why the so-called normal people do crazy stuff
• In Which Minerva McGonagall Does Not Know What to Do
• Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
• We were never really friends
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
• If these things were spoken instead of dreamt

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