Findings:
- An arms dealer, a drug dealer, and a thief...or, how I spent my New Years Eve
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- How Lucifer lost his superuser privileges
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- Software Developers vs. Drug Dealers
- I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- How to find something which has been lost
- I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- The secrets of being a good drug dealer
- Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
- I lost my virginity to my neighbor
- How to get hit by a car
- How Amtrak lost my business
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- Why can't I stop thinking about you?
- Don't tell me about her
- How about NO
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- If you can't hit the net hit the ref
- A quiet evening's drive with a presumed drug dealer
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Having a drug dealer in your house
- How to tell if paper is acid free
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How you gonna keep her down on the farm
- How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
- Are you still in touch with the one you lost your virginity to?
- Lost in Boston?
- How my wife discovered my homosexuality
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- thinking about her
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
- how about not (user)
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
- my own feelings about drugs
- reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
- In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- How not to faint when you can't move
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Drug dealer
- Of how Signy sent the Children of her and Siggeir to Sigmund
- How Stella Got Her Groove Back
- I gave her two daisies. This is how I met your mother.
- How to write about colors?
- The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
- Finding a lost contact lens
- How to recover a lost FreeBSD root password
- How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
- How to build an emergency bat
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- How Iwhosawtheface (almost certainly) lost 100 dollars
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- How the West Was Lost
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- How to get lost
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
- Doctors know nothing about drugs
- How To Think About God
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
- Nice Legs, Shame About Her Face
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- You, standing
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
- About the things you could not show her
- Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
- Is your teenager concerned about inequality and pollution? Call a drug counselor.
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- Her smile, thinking about you
- Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- How I Feel About Clasical Music
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- At what age should you talk to your kids about drugs?
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- example of slogan about drugs
- How I feel about exams
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
- Seven hits of acid and you're legally insane
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- I can't find her in this house of dust and bones
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- her eyes can't find you at first
- Things you can't tell just by looking at her
- Why can't I get over her
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- Having a drug dealer in your car
- Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
- How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
- How to buy drugs in an open-air market
- how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
- My drug dealer died last week
- science can't explain how our thoughts are formed
- The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
- how to alter your state of consciousness without drugs
- How Ozma Refused to Fight for Her Kingdom
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
- She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
- How to buy drugs in the ghetto
- she can't hit
- how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
- She thought about giving him her heart
- How to get YouTube hits
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How I lost my shoes at Ozzfest
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- How about that local sports team?
- Let's Talk About Feelings
- We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
- What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
- Feeling bad about a good deed
- The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
- about nobody (superdoc)
- about an Alice
- about box
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- The Trick About Thawing Grapes
- The secret truth about the PalmPilot
- One good thing about gangs
- What do you think about Human Clothing?
- Good Husband and Wife Day
- What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
- The Girl from Ipanema
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- A joke about tax collectors
- Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- More Songs About Buildings and Food
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
- Stories about the injury of male genitalia
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