Findings:
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- Why can't I stop thinking about you?
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
- Men can't give directions
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- Why Johnny Can't Read
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- I guess you really can't know anybody after all
- You Can't See It
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- Americans can't understand Communism
- You can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- Life is a ballet, and I can't stop doing the Mashed Potato
- Can't Look Away: The Lure of Horror Film
- i can't smoke with you anymore
- You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
- I can't believe it's not haggis
- can't get with
- I can't change
- you can't prove that
- canted shot
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- Cant mast
- Fluoxetine
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- Why can't I die?
- Can't we all just be friends?
- I can't protect all the babies
- Can't We Just Use Cavorite?
- Impersonating someone famous
- pretends to sleep as he looks her over
- i can't find it anywhere
- If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
- Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
- You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- complex numbers can't be ordered
- If you can't hit the net hit the ref
- I can't do that, Dave
- We can't heal a broken arm with some pretty band-aids.
- her eyes can't find you at first
- We Can't Stop
- I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- you pretend to be the moon
- Cant hook
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- Why you can't bit copy a CD
- You can't fight ideas with bullets
- The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
- Why Can't I Touch It?
- hey why can't we look the other way?
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- i can't hear you over the chewing
- Sounds That Can't Be Made
- she can't hit
- Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
- play dumb
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- You can't tell sleep where to go
- You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
- You can't shout fire in a crowded theater
- You can't please all of the people all of the time
- You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
- The one song I can't stand listening to
- Can't Stop Won't Stop: A History of the Hip-Hop Generation
- lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- You can't kill the hate machine with hate. That is its fuel.
- my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
- sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
- This can't happen
- Dreams where you can't move
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
- The Girl Can't Help It
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- Why I can't stay out of my boyfriend's pants
- If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
- i can't love you anymore
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
- science can't explain how our thoughts are formed
- You had to pretend success was fucked
- if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
- I can't wake up
- You can't chop a tree down with your head
- Why Johnny Can't Write
- can't hack it
- Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
- the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
- it's mine, and you can't have it
- the bit of shrapnel in my heart that I can't cut out
- Can't You See
- follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
- Pretend you're not dying inside
- I only pretend to resist temptation
- I can't believe it's not human flesh
- You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
- All That You Can't Leave Behind
- Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
- You can't inherit respect
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- Money can't buy happiness
- Why can't my employer pay me more?
- You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter
- You Can't Always Get What You Want
- even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
- Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
- let's pretend we're all the same
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- You can't make someone love you
- The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
- I'm crying and I can't stop
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- Can't cook, won't cook
- I Can't See New York
- I know. I can't remember.
- you can't love him anymore.
- I think this hurts. I can't tell.
- You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
- If you can't tell, does it matter?
- Let's pretend we're married
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
- Why can't I get ADSL?
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- Brian Cant
- Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- If you can't improve the silence, preserve it
- I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
- I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
- Why can't I get over her
- you can't feel nothing small
- if you can't survive this you are a non-hacker
- pretend to be an idiot all the time
- Can't Hardly Wait
- Why can't men buy tampons?
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- Why you can't evolve passwords
- There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
- We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
- You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
- This is why we can't have nice things
- I can't operate this robot; he is my son
- You can't fire me, I quit.
- Violins can't help it
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- I can't "get interested", dumbass
- We are what we pretend to be
- Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
- You Can't Do That on Television
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- Can't get you out of my head
- If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
- Words we can't say anymore
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
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