Findings:

• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• I can't remember our last kiss
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• It can't rain all the time
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Fire up the Quattro — it's time for change
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I remember nothing. Every last detail
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• The Last Time I Saw Amelia Earhart
• Last year was always better
• The Last Great Time War
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
• Early is on time, on time is late
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Up early for court
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I remember seeing you for the first time
• Anarchy can't last
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• There was a time when I was a better person
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• Time to break up
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• Some time when I was a teenager
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• When I was young Time had no wings
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• I can't stand up for falling down
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• It was not death, for I stood up
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• I thank God for the things that I can't remember
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Supertoys Last All Summer And Other Stories of Future Time
• The Last Time I Saw Richard
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Last of the Time Lords
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Everyone remembers last year's election day
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Do you remember that time
• remember that time the ceiling fell in while you were on the phone?
• I can't wake up
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Wake up... Time to die!
• She was locked in time
• Hurry up please it's time
• I remember when all this was trees
• The last time I did blotter acid, and why
• the stars hold secrets the day can't remember
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Ruth holding up time with her beauty
• Come In Number 51, Your Time Is Up
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
• Time's Up
• That Time Zeph Was A Criminal
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Crystal Meth and the retail market
• I know. I can't remember.
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• Early Times
• The Last Time
• Scotland in early times
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• The last time I saw Orson Welles
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• Last Time
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• The first and last time I threw away all my secular music
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• One Last Time
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Time Enough At Last
• Nobody is perfect forever, you lasted a long time.
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• the last time I saw Jane
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• The Last Time I Committed Suicide
• And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
• the last time I surprised myself
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I remember, there was one
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• I remember the minimizer's playbook before it was killing grandmas
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• Before Time Was
• Time to gather up the splinters, make a casket for my tears.
• Why time appears to speed up with age
• Remember the first time you heard your parents get really scared?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Was There a Time
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
• Making up (stories) for lost time
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• Time to shake things up a bit
• There was a time before
• The first time I knew I was different
• Technological advances take up more of our time
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up

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