Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I can't tell if what you're saying is utter bullshit or too profound for me to comprehend."

• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Tell me of the nature of home
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• You Can't Build a Mental Picture of Someone You're in Love With
• Love Me or Leave Me
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Tell me about your secret places
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• If you're hungry, blame me
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• Tell me of the nature of fear
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• College sucked for me too
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Look, look! I can write inane bullshit too!
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Can't tell if being trolled
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• You can't fire me, I quit.
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• My first comet
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Tell Me What
• Why tell me that?
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• me too (user)
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Tell me what to dream
• list of things
• Tell me a story about clouds
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Tell me a story about brains
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• tell me all your reasons
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• Where you can't find me
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• This is my truth tell me yours
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• "me too" product
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Can't you hear me knocking
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• O tell me the truth about love
• Tell me a story
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Tell me of the nature of love
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Tell me more
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Experience tells me not to try
• give me the truth or nothing
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Can't you tell we're barrelling toward an alien future?
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• I think this hurts. I can't tell.
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Can't change me
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• If you can't tell, does it matter?
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Me too
• i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• You're not the boss of me
• Tell me a story about trains
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• The letter inside of me is too long to write
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Tell me a story about rains
• tell me the truth
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• Though you can tell me
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Too many mes
• Don't tell me everything
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• Tell me about your faith
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Tell me another lie
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• when strangers tell me to smile
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• Tell me a story about flowers
• You're like a brother to me
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• It Hurts Me Too
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Tell me something good
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget

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