Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I can't wait until the day I can afford a big bottle of Johnnie Walker"

• I can't wait until I join it.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Invest only money you can afford to lose.
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• The brief nightmare waits anxiously for dawn, tearing flesh and drinking spilled blood while it still can.
• ninety days in the bottle
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Johnnie Walker
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• Big Day Out 2003
• You can run, but you can't hide
• can till can't
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• On a clear day you can see more than you want to
• you can change the world and you can't change the world
• Crazy reincarnated astrological stalker Miley Cyrus can't wait to see you again
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Ten days in the mountains. We wait.
• Wait Until Dark
• Johnnie Walker Black
• The Big Day Out
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• True Love Can Wait
• Big Day Out 2002
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Big Trash Day
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Can I hear the echo from the days of '39?
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Why put off until tomorrow what you can postpone indefinitely?.
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• Can't Hardly Wait
• the stars hold secrets the day can't remember
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Big Day Out 2001
• We hid all day until the hunting spiders left
• Wait Until Spring, Bandini
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• Microsoft Big Day
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Could McDonald's Afford a $15 Minimum Wage?
• bigg
• big tex (user)
• The Big D (user)
• big beat
• big room
• Big Blue
• big blue room
• big iron
• Big Red Switch
• big win
• Big Bird
• big
• Big Boy
• Big Ten
• The next big thing
• Great Big Sea
• Reel Big Fish
• Big Rude Jake
• Big D and The Kids Table
• Bright Lights, Big City
• Big Mac
• Big Breakfast
• The Big U
• Big House
• Big Sur, California
• The Big Bopper
• big dick
• Big Bad Wolf
• Big Whoop
• big red button
• Big Brother and the Holding Company
• Big L Liberal
• How big is Everything?
• Biggs Darklighter
• Big stick diplomacy
• The Big Orange Splot
• Big Bend
• Little Indian, Big City
• Big Red
• Big Ben
• Big Book
• The Big Space Fuck
• Big Me
• Big Dipper
• Big Mama Thornton
• The Big Apple
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• Big Saxy (user)
• Big Night
• too big for his britches
• Big Brothers Big Sisters
• Little, Big
• The Big Sleep
• big number
• The Big Blue
• Big Daddy Kane
• Big Daddy
• The Big Show
• Big Giant Head
• Ryley Walker
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• BIG P (user)
• Big Mac Index
• Secrets to Living in "The Big Room"
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
• Big brothers are mean
• Big Blow and the Bushwackers
• big room with the blue ceiling
• Lucky Starr and the Big Sun of Mercury
• The Great Big Treasury of Beatrix Potter
• Big Eyes, Small Mouth
• big picture
• The Big Number
• Big Strong Man
• The Big Smoke
• The Big Four
• Big Muff
• BIG BABOOL (user)
• We are standing on a big heavy round thing
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Christian view of the Big Bang
• The big red Everything2 Emergency Stop Button
• Mr Big
• Big Corps
• Big Money Grip
• What to do if a big dog attacks you
• Big King
• Big Daddy Walds (user)
• Savoy Big Five
• The Big Unit
• Big Mouth Billy Bass
• health care

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