Findings:

• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• You know you've done psychedelic drugs
• You can’t study something you fear.
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• I know when the world will end
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• You know you're in the SCA when
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• i know you are but what am i
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I know more when I'm alone
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• You know you've been away from home too long
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• Eye contact at a distance
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• I know. I can't remember.
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• I just don't know when to quit.
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• You know you are addicted to Everything when
• When you just can't win
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• You know you're a geek when...
• Sucking at The Sims
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• I know you are, but what am I?
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I know something
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• You can run, but you can't hide
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Illness limits but doesn't define
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them

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