Findings:

• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• these ideas are not deep, they're just good
• Want to drive a hammer through my skull. Otherwise, things are good.
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• Just the Way You Are
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Just drive, man! Drive!
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Despite the myth, alcohol is not good for anyone
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• Exes can be good things
• Simple tricks anyone can use to hustle pool
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• God's just looking for a few good humans
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
• and not in a good way
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• copying images or the words of the Buddha is a good deed and way of gaining merit
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• How to tell she's good looking
• Serendipity can cut both ways
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• ultimately, i just like you. more than anyone.
• Having good intentions doesn't unhurt anyone
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• How to Drive: Four Way Stops
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• a good way to begin
• It's just the way that he walks
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Can we all just get along?
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface
• TV can be a good thing
• Ambient canned goods
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• Short can be good! (document)
• we can all just be around other people
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned goods
• The Most Good You Can Do
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• You Can Sleep While I Drive
• Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• Good ways to relieve menstrual cramping
• How to Drive a Planet Insane
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• Gravity: Not just a good idea; it's the law
• Mob mentality: The good, the bad, and the just plain silly
• Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
• Sometimes it is just good to know
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• That's just the way it is
• Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• living in fear is just another way of dying before your time
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• It just wasn't a good morning
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Good products can be produced.
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• anyone lived in a pretty how town
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Ebonics began with pirates
• A word from anyone's alien
• Racquetball, anyone?
• To anyone contemplating suicide
• how to give anyone artificial dandruff
• They'll let anyone into Paradise
• There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• Is anyone out there?
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• indulgence, anyone?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Can I use my manhood as a weapon?
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• can of whoopass
• Dry bones can harm no one
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars Pepsi Cans
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Can God lie?
• Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?
• Oh Say Can You Say?
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Can hook
• Water can
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• tower of pop cans
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• I can divide by zero

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