Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I can just barely ask where the bathroom is and call your mother a whore."

• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• Just call me fluffy
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Asking for a favor
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Singing in the mountains where nobody can hear you
• I hold you where no one else can go
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Can we all just get along?
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• we can all just be around other people
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Just to see where the bullets come from
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• The bathroom's her bedroom, where the tears flow
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• moment your mother calls
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• My Very Energetic Mother Just Sat Upon Nine Pies
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• My mother just died
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• Let's just call it love, and split the difference
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Can I go to the bathroom?
• Why can't I just call for a medical referral?
• windows where I can look out
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• can you show me where this came from?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• It's cold in the city. I find my intimacy where I can.
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• a song you can barely hear
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Where whores go to die
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• Gills just barely wet
• In the darkness, where we could barely see
• Ask Jeeves
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• Ask out the girl of your dreams
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• All I Ask of You
• Ask Me Why
• You lying whore
• Reference librarian
• Feel, and slowly ask for sun
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
• Ask me about Loom
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
• Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• you asked for it
• Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• I will ask them all their dreams
• ask (user)
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Go Ask Alice
• Ask and Embla
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
• If You Have to Ask
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Before you ask a question
• On the cost of First Class postage
• Being asked to sponsor
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• Ask price
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• an ache you would ask for
• Somebody once asked me...
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Ask a stupid question
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• You have the right to ask
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Ask Dr. Math
• askk (user)
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Ask Nudgie
• Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
• Consistency is all I ask
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Not verifying information
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Ask the Pilot
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Ask Me Anything
• I've never asked a heart for rent money
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• I asked her not to forget me
• Ask moJoe : Dear Credulous in Cambridge
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• Don't ask
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• One Man Asked In Anger
• That moment before she asked
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #1
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #5
• He asked for more flesh
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #11: Special Earth Edition
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
• breathe and ask questions
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• I never asked to be born you know
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
• Barely

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