Findings:

• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• Things you can assume
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Only We Can Prevent Forests
• These are the only hands I can give
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Invest only money you can afford to lose.
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• only the named can be destroyed
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• A Pandeist Pope? We can only hope!!
• Only perl can parse Perl
• talking can only give you away
• Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• I can only speak for myself
• There can be only one
• Only perfection can break your heart
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• A Machine that can only Dream of You
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Only Nixon can go to China
• I can only save the world on Tuesdays
• Only You Can Save Mankind
• Only Jesus can judge me
• I can only love a world with empty pockets
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• I always assume innocence
• The absence of something does not assume the presence of its opposite
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• assume the position
• assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
• Bold of you to assume I have friends
• Can
• Dead Can Dance
• Seven words you can never say on television
• Cans of shit
• can of corn
• aluminum can
• garbage can
• Yan Can Cook
• can of whoopass
• Dry bones can harm no one
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars Pepsi Cans
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Can God lie?
• Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?
• Oh Say Can You Say?
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• How can you sleep at night?
• Canned goods
• cans
• I can see her face
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• canned hunt
• I can hear you
• Asking for a favor
• How can people listen to that crap?
• Any song can be a love song
• that can made you sick
• Nothing can stop me now
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• Girls can wank in a ladylike fashion
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• You can eat sushi
• Trash can basketball
• Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
• How long can you dance in the endzone?
• what a new pair of jeans can mean
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• To tHe Can (user)
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I bet I can make you say black
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• BQN: Can you?
• par can
• can bowl
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• Can we still be friends?
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• You can never get away from yourself
• I will kill you if I can
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• can opener
• can of grease
• I can do much better than this
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• I can taste the floor
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• The scariest words I can think of
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?

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