Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I can squish the cat until he makes a funny sound and his eyes bug out"

• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
• I can make a bong out of anything
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Lightning makes no sound, and until the thunder comes, you are alone with the light
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Giving a cat oral medication
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• Open Publication License's Section VI options can make it non-free
• the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• I bet I can make you say black
• Like a cat filled with molten bronze and dropped out of a biplane
• anybody can make lights
• I Can Make You a Man
• steal out the eyes from the angels and set them as stars
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• bug out
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• make eyes
• Car stuffed to the brim. Pulling out into the dark avenue, two cats in the laundry hamper voicing feline displeasure.
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• He flops over and bonks his head
• One letter can make all the difference
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• Making a cat o'nine tails out of Cat 5 cable
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• Why onions make your eyes water
• Schrödinger killed his cat
• boron has bright orange hair, and Bruce Willis can make it boil at 4200K
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• his mismatched flannel pajamas and brown eyes
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• windows where I can look out
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
• As far as the eye can see
• He can
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Cat's Eyes
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• Let the cat out of the bag
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• pull the steel wool over his eyes
• Lions are cats, he reminded himself
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
• His Eyes Are Closed
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• Never take a bug out of a socket with a fork
• he has her eyes
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't Go Out the Door
• His eyes shine bright with cruelty and unnatural lust
• Why opinions make your eyes water
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He weaves his words
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• his eyes are colorless
• That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• bug out bag
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• Eating raw foods can change your eye color
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose
• Electronic music can make it easier to enter codeflow
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• can the patient make love?
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• Things on which you can make a wish
• Eyes can look away, memories remain
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• Any fool can make a rule
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
• Cats make great alarm clocks
• Cat's eye
• Why put off until tomorrow what you can postpone indefinitely?.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• once you see a can of white paint and a black cat...
• Cats' eyes
• Through the eyes of a cat
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• Cat. Bag. Out.
• cat eyes (user)
• The monk and his cat
• Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
• The Man With the Child in His Eyes
• I wish I could open his eyes
• Sokath, his eyes uncovered
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• You Can Hear the Sound of the Underground Trains
• If her secrets spilled from her eyes into his
• sweet to tongue and sound to eye - come buy, come buy
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• His Eyes Are On The Sparrow
• An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind
• The fire of God in his eyes
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it

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