Findings:

• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• Two hours and thirty-eight minutes to live
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• You, who said I could always count on you, forever
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I Don't Wanna Leave You On The Farm
• down for the count
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• 3 hours 57 minutes
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• but you wanna be bad
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• The Hours Before the Night Count
• Looks don't count, with oceans
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Be careful and don't fall down
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• Don't slow down
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• Nowhere to go but down
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• but don't take my word for it
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Being a dickhead
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
• first impressions don't always count
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• I don't wanna know (user)
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• calm down. and don't miss.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts

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