Findings:
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
- Windows tries to cover up its mistakes
- if you weren't real I would make you up
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- Nord and Bert Couldn't Make Head or Tail of It
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- I Started Something I Couldn't Finish
- We did not make this up
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- How to make roses open up
- To make up for this, I ate a lot of pastries.
- Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- Make shit up
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Poco tries to make a delivery
- Time to gather up the splinters, make a casket for my tears.
- Love will fill us up, will make us better than
- It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
- Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- maybe it's the writing about something that makes it great
- Make Up Rate Stamp
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- 'cause when you try to make it stay, that's when it surely slips away
- make up sex
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Up to something
- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
- Kiss and make up
- what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
- I couldn't care less about diversity
- I couldn't see them through all the corn
- I couldn't see past my second eyes
- They couldn't install the DSL.
- It couldn't be
- I just couldn't work like that
- I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
- You couldn't use a time machine to visit the 13th century
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- I couldn't care less
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- Because I couldn't
- It Couldn't Be Done
- You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
- a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
- I couldn't sleep for days after this awful dream.
- I Couldn't Paint Golden Angels
- The boy who couldn't look at himself
- she couldn’t go and be beautiful
- I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
- I told her I couldn't sleep
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- My chest roared. I couldn't help myself.
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- Why couldn't John
- What Noah couldn't know-ah
- Time has inertia we couldn't observe
- It couldn't be us
- remember when computers couldn't walk?
- 11 reasons I couldn't finish this node
- It was the Fourth Verse that they couldn't deal with
- You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- Couldn't you have named it anything else
- funny
- laughing at things that aren't funny
- Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
- Funny paper
- Funny Macintosh Errors
- Sexist jokes
- Funny bone
- Funny Feet
- funny disclaimers
- Trying to use tab completion in funny places
- A funny thing happened in the arcade today...
- Naming your computer
- small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
- Card carrying, glow-stick waving, use too much gel, funny pant wearing, weirdo
- funny fat guy who dies
- Funny Black Man
- That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
- A funny story about my Egyptian Grandmother
- Funny C declarations
- funny fag
- funny pages
- Hearts are funny, fragile, things
- not as funny as it used to be
- Insulting softlinks
- That funny nerve feeling in my foot
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Betty MacDonald
- My Funny Valentine
- A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
- A Smile is a Funny Thing
- huge marketing muscle powered by VC funny money
- funny UNIX commands
- Games Workshop's Funny Dice
- A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
- Your Sucking Funny Day
- Funny Times
- Funny Face
- Hobart's Funnies
- Funny car
- funny (user)
- A funny thing happened on my way to the courthouse
- A funny thing happened on the way to Ebay
- Funny Games
- funny one (user)
- A story which is neither cute nor funny, at all
- Funny van Dannen
- Funny Ha Ha and Funny Peculiar
- the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
- --funny name-- (user)
- How To Be Funny
- (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace Love And Understanding
- On Acid, Everything is Funny
- Menstruation jokes are NOT funny. Period.
- Funny like that
- funny how cliches stay true
- I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
- very funny money handler
- Men make more money than women
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- How to make brown
- Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
- how to make a mess
- Whatever makes you happy on a Friday night
- make love
- Make money fast
- Make Penis Fast!
- The 'Time to make the donuts' guy
- This dress makes you look fat
- Time to make the donuts
- Who makes God's rules?
- make ends meet
- Let's Make a Deal
- Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
- Make it your policy, starting now, to always answer this question honestly
- Maked
- Make 7-Up Yours
- Nine tailors make a man
- James makes it funky
- Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
- Noises animals make in different languages
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