Findings:

• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• When tofu goes bad
• When in doubt, throw it out
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
• When frogs go bad
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• When tofu goes bad (thing) (recording)
• When good code goes bad
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• I only dance when my feet are on fire
• When Frogs Go Bad mp3 (recording)
• When she was bad
• The day I found out I was a guy
• And as the dreaming was danced, a sound went out
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• When the dancer becomes the dance
• When Clowns Go Bad
• When you blow out like a dead star
• When all the stars go out at night
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• You know you're blacked out when...
• when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• when in doubt run it out
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• When Running Jokes Go Bad
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• When dolphins go bad
• Two out of three ain't bad
• when immunity is a bad thing
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• bad breath
• bad
• Bad fantasy novels
• Bad posture
• bad juju
• Bad Taste
• bad drivers
• bad mojo
• Very Bad Things
• bad sprite programming
• My bad
• bad guy
• Bad Habit
• Big Bad Wolf
• The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
• Good cop Bad cop
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• bad back
• Alexander the Great and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Very Bad Day
• Sleep is bad for you
• bad karma
• bad conscience
• Bad Idea Jeans
• bad bookstore
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• bad memories car
• Bad math teacher
• Bad Company
• A bad 21st birthday
• Bad Boy
• Woman and breasts are a bad combination
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• Save a bad trip
• bad prison movie
• Bad roommate
• bad magic
• badd attitude
• Bad teenage poetry
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Bad Boys
• Conker's Bad Fur Day
• Toupées made of cat hair are a bad idea
• Bad and Wrong
• Bad Blood
• Another Bad Creation
• Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
• bad form
• It's as easy to write bad poetry as it is to breathe
• Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
• City names with bad translations
• bad theology
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• Bad Boy Bill
• Napster BAD!
• This is probably a bad thing.
• 2 Bad Mice
• The Tale of Two Bad Mice
• The Story of a Fierce Bad Rabbit
• Good idea, Bad idea
• A Bad Part to All-Male Meetings
• It's always a pleasure to elevate a bad mood to an abstract principle
• Bad Astronaut
• Why capital punishment is a bad idea
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• All Hands on the Bad One
• the bad conductor joke
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• Why fucking cows is a bad idea
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• bad password
• Bad kisser
• Mace Windu is a bad motherfucker
• Bad habits of the orangutans at the National Zoo
• It's not that bad
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Why is it bad to compliment a woman's breasts?
• Is development in AI bad?
• bad brain day
• How to spot bad internet porn stories
• Ramona Says A Bad Word
• Bad Andy
• CivilWarLand in Bad Decline
• Bad Timing
• Bad Linux Advocacy
• bad rejection
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• I'm the Bad Guy
• bad code
• The permanence of a marker is directly proportional to how bad it smells
• Using drugs does not make you a bad person
• A reason to drink
• Let us now praise bad girls
• Chapstick is a bad lubricant
• Proof that TV is bad for you
• Microsoft hardware isn't so bad
• Anti-smoking ads are bad
• Blind faith in Science is just as bad as blind faith in Religion
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• Bad Wisdom
• Bad technology forecasts
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• bad Zentraedi name joke
• The Bad Writing Contest
• Bad Attitudes
• Nogbad the Bad (user)
• The GRE at 60 Hz is a bad idea
• Bad Sex Prize
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• bad vibes

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