Findings:
- I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
- I've fucking HAD IT with you, you piece of shit!
- Treatment of corporations
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- Circular chips are better than triangular chips
- food fight
- Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
- a crust of bread is better than nothing
- She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
- better late than never
- Things that are better than sex
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- Better Than Garbo
- Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
- T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
- Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
- Stop acting like an asshole
- Two heads are better than one
- How to get more change than you deserve
- I am a woman who does not like assholes
- it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
- Better than kicking him into next week
- My Senses Work Better Than Yours
- art has more to do with context than with the piece itself
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- why girls like assholes
- Punk as shit like a motherfucker
- Love will fill us up, will make us better than
- Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
- Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
- better than the best
- better than a living will
- Rebeca Martinez
- Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
- a little bit is better than nothing at all
- Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
- Holy Shit! Man Walks on Fucking Moon!
- Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
- Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
- It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
- Kissing is more like pie tasting than kissing
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- More like a fable than a person
- more like a destructive force of nature than a teacher
- A modem is better than nothing
- Piece of shit car
- Better Than Ezra
- Even better than the real thing
- Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- Half a loaf is better than none
- There were times better than this
- better off with him than here with me
- I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
- Tickling is better than sex
- I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
- My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
- painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
- Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
- Much better than a piss test
- leave it better than you found it
- Better him than me
- Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I've got better things to do than drugs
- Better Dead Than Red
- The book is better than the movie
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- You speak like who you hang with, and piece like who you paint with
- 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- Ideas are better than apples
- Why chocolate is better than sex
- CD vs. vinyl
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
- I wrote this stupid piece of shit now could you please connect it to the web
- It doesn't get any better than this
- ultimately, i just like you. more than anyone.
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
- Why cats are better than dogs
- A better model than the one at data general
- Better than Life
- I can do much better than this
- A determination to do better than
- long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
- I like the curves far better
- Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
- Robert Frost deserves better
- Music that sounds better backward than forward
- Better Than Chocolate
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
- What can be better than that?
- Exhaustion is better than drugs
- It's better to burn out than to fade away
- Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- Everyone's fine. You deserve better.
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- Why IRC is better than Real Life
- Why Real Life is better than IRC
- i could eat alphabet soup and SHIT a better diagram!
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- Are we better than everything else?
- why internet relationships are better than real relationships
- Some Days are Better than Others
- better than natural
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- all other times are better than 6 am
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- What Everything does better than anything else
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- I can degrade myself better than you can
- better than Radiohead
- Original better than the sequel
- Ducks are better than rabbits
- There's no better mirror than a child
- Nothing's better than rocking out
- Is a crush better than a relationship?
- You aren't better than human
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- Better safe than sorry
- we'd like you better drugged
- If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
- There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
- Better Than Bouillon
- Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- better than 2 (user)
- better than half my insides
- Not very sterile, but better than dead
- Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
- Indigenous people are better than you
- Better blatant than latent
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- My nowhere is better than your nowhere
- Better than Sex
- Better Than Sex Cake
- Better Than Sex Cake II
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- for() is better than while()
- Hard like fucking stone
- Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
- Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
- The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
- A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
- Better Living Through Chemistry
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- Better, faster, cheaper; pick any two
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- It will get better
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