Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I didn't ask, I don't care, and this had better be relevant to the plot, you hack!"

• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Don't care didn't care
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Don't ask don't tell
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Don't be sad
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• We never asked to be babysitters
• I don't care. That's genius.
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• Dreams Don't Care
• My hacked iPhone was better
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I don't want to be alone
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• The next life will be better
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Ask a fish what water is. Better yet, ask a wave.
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• don't care
• You had better...!!!
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• Jimmy crack corn and I don't care
• I don't care about the air
• I don't care what you did last summer
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I don't care what color your computer is
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• honey badger don't care
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• I don't need to be loved by you
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• you had to be there
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• I must die or be better
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• It is better to be thought a fool
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• don't be absurd (user)
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• What can be better than that?
• Don't Be Evil
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Rebeca Martinez
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Don't ask
• How to be a better amateur astronomer
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• How to be a Better Person
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I don't want to be successful
• Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• had better
• She Had to Be Sure
• Sundown You Better Take Care
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• I never asked to be born you know
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Don't Be Afraid
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Before you ask a question
• On the cost of First Class postage
• Relevant xkcd
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)

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