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• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• moment after moment, we have to find our own way
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• So many dynamos!: And Other Palindromes
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I have lost many things, so many
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• I used to have so many dreams
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• When I was young Time had no wings
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Mike's cast had many names on it and a picture of a Pirate
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• For when you and your shiftless friends are temporarily amused
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• You've never had it so good
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• you can't have it both ways
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• Questions I have had today
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• My mistress had a little dog
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Stuff was started stuff had ends
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• When I have female children
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• Evil finds a way.
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• We have had enough of your beige
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• if you have had your midnights
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I was once young and had a home
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I find myself here
• Weird things you find when reading documentation
• Stars I Shall Find, part 1: Haphazard Way North
• We didn't trust the net, so we played Rust instead of trapeze.
• the way will find you. it finds everyone, somehow.
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• When that trouble fails to find us we eventually yearn for it, we seek it
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• We saved each other, didn't we?
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• A conversation I had with myself once
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• When you had left our pirate fold
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Heat finds a way to rise somehow
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Find the way home
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• The Spirit had other plans
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• I have had enough of Survivor
• Find Many Cows
• Why do I find coconuts so gloriously alluring?
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• Never Had It So Good
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• When each had their own personal anthem
• Remember when you had words for everything?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message

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