Findings:
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- if I had known then what I know now
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Would you like to know more?
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- we didn't know then that we were making memories
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- I was wrong I didn't have everything
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- The more you promote something, the less of it you have
- In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- when was the last time you experienced something you didn't think was possible?
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- I didn't want to know where I was conceived
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
- I have never felt more alive
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- When I was young Time had no wings
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Art has an actual purpose
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
- And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
- I wish I had something worth hiding
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- I have more stories about trains for you
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- I would like to have emotions
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- of what Anatoly Dyatlov knew, and what he didn't know
- Questions I have had today
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- I didn't want to know that
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- Attention must be paid
- We have had enough of your beige
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
- Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- some boys need a little more attention
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- What pornos would have us believe
- You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- you would have been
- In the Beginning was the Command Line
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- i didn't write this, but i wish i had
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- He had something to say. He said it.
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- You had to pretend success was fucked
- I was once young and had a home
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- Did you know that Mark Twain had a brother
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- I know I have been dreaming
- The beginning was the end
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
- Something that may have changed my life...
- You're not alive until you have something to lose
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- At least I have something to show for my awkward days
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- You stole what they would have given you
- Something I Can Never Have
- In the Beginning was Rock n Roll
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- What Darwin Didn't Know
- I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
- What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- They didn't have the heart
- What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- I have had enough of Survivor
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
- if you had it as an option, would you take it?
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I didn't know what to say
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- I Know What You Had For Breakfast
- if you have had your midnights
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- At least I didn't have to pay...
- A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I Didn't Know
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- Stuff was started stuff had ends
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- If she didn't love you she would kill you
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
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