I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants

Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl	Why I can't stay out of my boyfriend's pants	Early, before our hands knew what to do	I might as well post fee rates on the side of my car
With him it was always like	August 23, 2005	Random affection	Loadsamoney
Tadpole's Promise	Antimatter Powered Spaceships	I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.	tl;dr
tight buns	Insane Clown Posse