Findings:

• Work like you don't need the monkey
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• don't need no credit card to ride this train
• Love the one you don't need
• I don't need to be loved by you
• Work like you don't need the money
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• You don't need a reason to cry
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Information you don't need
• The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• What the IRS doesn't need to know
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Don't Need Love
• We don't need no education
• love like you don't need the money
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• We Don't Need the Men
• You don't need to pay us to respect the Deus
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• with the things you don't need
• I don't need a punchline
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• She doesn't need me anymore
• Truth doesn't need to shout
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• She doesn't need you, she wants you.
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
• the river doesn't need a name to drown you
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• bother
• hot and bothered
• Oh, bother!
• Sorry to bother you
• Why bother?
• What is conflict, and why bother to resolve it?
• "Oh, bother," said the Borg. "We've assimilated Pooh."
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• just because they never bothered to really do
• I Am Very Bothered
• why do I bother?
• no worries, no bothers, no captains, no fathers
• Bothered
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• A Spot of Bother
• Oh, bother! This is dubstep, isn't it?
• Yet the sea was hardly bothered, and the stars remained untouched
• doesn't
• Intelligent design doesn't mean perfect design
• Why C++ doesn't suck
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• Technology Doesn't Stop the Imp Next Door
• Predestination doesn't imply the lack of free will
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• God probably doesn't exist
• The song that doesn't end
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• My aunt doesn't like them
• What "I love you" doesn't mean
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• My Heart Doesn't Follow My Heart
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
• Your Happiness Doesn't Matter
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• US Customs doesn't get the Internet
• A bounded universe doesn't resolve Olbers' paradox
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
• TANSTAAFL: Air Doesn't Grow On Trees
• Close doesn't mean minimize
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• why tickling yourself doesn't work
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• SOY doesn't make you strong?
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Why Diablo II's hostility system doesn't work as intended
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• My vote doesn't make a difference
• He doesn't bite
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• Old Testament law doesn't apply to Christians
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• Why Nihilism doesn't work
• Why God doesn't ride photons
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
• The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
• "Inmate" Doesn't Count (e2poll)
• What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• International doesn't mean foreign
• dying doesn't make one a saint
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• Illness limits but doesn't define
• It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• If God doesn’t exist, is everything permitted?
• the keyboard doesn't judge me
• If it moves throw a snowball at it, if it doesn't move throw a snowball at it anyway
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• this doesn't work
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• it doesn't make sense in the future
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• Make yourself into a town that doesn't know you
• She doesn't really want a nice guy

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