Findings:

• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I feel like I'm being watched
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Do the world a favor, raise your kids atheist
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
• I kind of like doing the dishes
• How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
• i don't like christmas
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• I'm doing OK
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Sometimes this city feels like an expensive tomb
• I feel like a rock star
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• Sometimes you feel like a nut (e2poll)
• What it feels like on bare skin
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
• Feels Like Home
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I don't think I like love
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I don't like grass
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• I don't feel physical pain
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Exactly Where I'm At
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• Today I feel like a tiger shark
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• What It Feels Like for a Girl
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• Los Angeles feels like cyclothymia
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• You Know it Feels Like Distant Thunder
• Is this what it feels like to heal?
• Feel Like A Stranger
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Being a dickhead
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I don't feel the same way about you
• I don't think I like your system
• I don't like moving.
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• If you don't like it, leave
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• I don't like my smile
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Work like you don't need the money
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• I don't like the drugs
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• I don't feel very proud
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• love like you don't need the money
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• We don't inherit the World, we borrow it from our children
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• Don't feel that way
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Sadly, I discovered I don’t like apples
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I don't feel gay
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I don't see like you
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• It's like you don't carrot all
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth

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