Findings:

• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• You don't have any real problems
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• I don't play my violin in the desert anymore
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• We don't fly there anymore
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I don't know what Christmas means anymore
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• We don't dig our graves, anymore.
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• I Don't Know You Anymore
• I don't love you anymore
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
• i don't fit under the bed anymore
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• A reason to drink
• Robots don't write poetry. Anymore.
• the words poser and wannabe don't exist anymore
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• you don't have to do this
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Cats don't have brakes
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I have a punklin and you don't
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• So you don't have to
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• You don't have to remember my name
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Stoned music memories
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Why don't I have votes today?
• No, I don't have channel 11
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I don't have the time
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I don't have a television set
• I am not a big sister anymore
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• I was not sleeping anymore
• That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
• It's not the same anymore
• Paranoia just ain't cool anymore.
• Protein folding problem
• positive anymore speech
• no one listens anymore
• the moon won't shine into my window anymore
• This isn't fun anymore
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• I am not afraid of you any more
• There Is No Love Between Us Anymore
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• She doesn't need me anymore
• Not anymore. Maybe not ever.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• No One Likes Superman Anymore
• i can't love you anymore
• you can't love him anymore.
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• I was wrong I didn't have everything
• They aren't my memories anymore
• bathtub curve
• bathtub
• Memoirs Found in a Bathtub
• bathtub nap
• The Midwest E2 Bathtub Jam
• In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
• Memoirs from the Bathtub Jam
• Unclogging a bathtub
• Bathtub Gin
• The Bathtub Parvenu
• There's a Hippo in the Bathtub
• drowning in bathtubs
• Bathtub Races
• Bathtub Transgenic Drug Manufacture
• Bathtub Mary
• Creating a fairly powerful static discharge in your bathtub
• bathtub (user)
• The Bathtub Song
• Singin' in the Bathtub
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• don't care
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't fuck llamas
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't believe in people
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them

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