Findings:
- you don't have to do this
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Do what you have to do
- Don't shit where you eat
- Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
- Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- That which I should have done I did not do
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- What do I have of my mother's?
- Say, lad, have you things to do?
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- You don't have to remember my name
- Cats don't have brakes
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
- I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
- Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
- Do you have honor for yourself?
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- I don't know what to do with you
- I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- we have a lot of work to do
- You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
- Baptist jokes
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- A reason to drink
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- What kind of veterans do we have now?
- I don't believe in anything
- Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I can do shit with my legs
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- You, standing
- If you have to cry, do it in the shower
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Do you have stairs in your house?
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
- I don't know what else to do
- The tattoo phenomenon
- HOT DAMN 6! This time, karma debt ain't allowed to do shit
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- What do you have that you did not receive?
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I don't have a television set
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- Stoned music memories
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- So you don't have to
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- Why do zebras have stripes?
- Winners Don't Use Drugs
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Glamour Dos and Don'ts
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- What to do if you have bad credit
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- Don't just do something, sit there.
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- I still have a lot of exploring to do
- Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
- Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- Why males have nipples
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- Why do children have to die?
- Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
- The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- These papers do not show what I have done
- I do have some things to hide
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- This is what we have. Let's do our best.
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- Don't do that then!
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
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