Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I don't know how we got here but I was never paying any attention either"

• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• I was never any good at maths at school
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• some say he was never here at all
• I don't know how to smile
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• You don't know what you've got till it's gone
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• I don't know how to read science fiction
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• Forever blue, but never black
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• i know you are but what am i
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• How to solve any number sequence puzzle
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• How to learn any skateboarding trick
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Got any ID please?
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• always morning, but never breakfast
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• How to turn any number into a 9
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• executed but never exposed
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Being a dickhead
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• How to solve any Rubik-like puzzle
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• here, but not here
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• It never rains but it pours
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Skim this life but never live
• You don't have any real problems

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