Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I don't make verbal gaffes. I'm speaking in the perfect forms and rhythms of ancient haiku."

• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Lucky Charms Don't Make You Lucky
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Blue and Yellow Don't Make Green
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Ancient Egyptian Forms Of Travelling
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• We don't make good wives
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Don't Make Me Think
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• That phone call you don't want to make
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Brown Shoes Don't Make It
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Being a dickhead
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't be an IM phantom
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
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• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• The perfect toasted cheese sandwich
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Fear Makes Perfect
• I say to you: Make perfect your will.
• Practice makes perfect
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria
• Ancient Anguish
• The Rime of the Ancient Mariner
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• Seven Wonders of the Ancient World
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• Of the Ancient Practice of Painting
• Kojiki
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• The Ancient Art of War in the Skies
• Ancient Chinese Toilets
• The Voice of the Ancient Bard
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• Ancient Egyptian clothing
• Ancient Egyptian Hunting And Fishing
• Ancient Egyptian Charms
• Ancient Egyptian Architecture
• Ancient Olympic Games
• Ancient Roman Graffiti
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Ancient Korea
• Ancient Egyptian Food And Drink
• Civil War and Decline in Ancient Egypt
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• Song of a Young Lady to her Ancient Lover
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• Ancient Eugenics
• Ancient Eugenics: Part II
• Ancient Eugenics: Part III
• Ancient Eugenics: Part IV
• Regal positions and symbolism in ancient Egyptian royal sculpture
• Ancient Library
• Technology, Religion, and Literature in Ancient Sumeria
• Ancient Egyptian Goddesses
• Ancient Israel
• Cry of the Ancients
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• Ancient Order of Hibernians
• Of the lamentation of Gudrun over Sigurd's dead, as it is told in ancient songs
• Aromatherapy from ancient times
• Herodotus on Ancient Egypt
• Marriage in Ancient Rome
• Ancient Egyptian toothpaste
• Ancient Civilizations in the Bulgarian Lands
• Public Offices in Ancient Rome
• Public entertainment in ancient Rome
• Why Ancient Historians wrote history
• Patronage in Ancient Rome
• Suffering and knowledge in ancient texts
• Sex Secrets of Ancient Atlantis
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• Religious and funerary customs of Ancient Egypt
• Forgotten Ancient (user)
• Ancient Near East
• Ancient Provinces of Japan
• The beginnings of Christianity in India
• Christianity and Ancient Asia
• Ancient Church of the East
• Theology in ancient Greek natural philosophy
• The Importance of the Family in Ancient China
• Ancient Astronaut
• On the Liberty of the Ancients Compared with that of the Moderns
• Ancient Empires
• The ancient tree
• Ancient Greek
• Justified Ancients of Mummu
• Making Ice In Ancient Rome
• A Breakdown of Two Ancient Aesthetics
• Ancient Roman Sports
• Defense of the Ancients
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Americans don't speak English
• Don't shit where you eat
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't order meat well-done

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