Findings:

• If No One Will Love Me
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• I hold you where no one else can go
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• They grow up. No one told me.
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• No one says anything important during the day
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• no one listens anymore
• I will fear no evil
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• don't need no credit card to ride this train
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Don't stand so close to me
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• A Tandy, a BASIC disk, and one bored kid
• I don't think the sun was up
• Don't wait up for me
• No One Knows Who I Am
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• No one has died
• No I will not fix your computer
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Like no place else
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Don't say no
• Trust No One
• We don't need no education
• I will fight no more forever
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• No one seems to listen to what I say
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• I will Linux no more forever
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• If you don't softlink it, I will
• I dont no (user)
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• No, I don't have channel 11
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Don’t take no wooden horses
• one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
• Lil Kid up in here (user)
• Hey kids - No hope in dope!
• Country kids driving their sins up haunted logging roads
• Kids (Three Different Ones)
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• God has no free will
• lying here with no one near
• How to scream when no one is looking
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Dry bones can harm no one
• No one wants you the way you are
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• There's no point unless you make one
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Eight: That No One of Existing Things doth Perish
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• The words no one can find
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• The Operative: No One Lives Forever
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• No one's garden
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Finally we are no one
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• A whistling woman is up to no good
• There is no "One", either
• don't spend it all in one place
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Please don't bring your kids
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• OH NO YOU DON'T
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Don't give up your day job
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don’t give up the ship!
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
• Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• I went up a different person, came down somebody else
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• kids grow up too fast
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Kids have no concept of time
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• Making kids is free. The rest will cost you.
• no women no kids (user)
• There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• The Get Up Kids
• Cold, no blankets, watching the sun come up for air
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• No one can be totally logical
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• No one knows my plan
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• Tom Waits for no one
• No Other One
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• dual income no kids
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"

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