Findings:
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- I have no faith in your God
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- I don't have the time
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Don't expect God to save you
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- Stoned music memories
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- For God's sake, just have another election
- it's God's work to have us fail
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- You don't have to remember my name
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- A reason to drink
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- you don't have to do this
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- At Sea The Gods Have No Names
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Cats don't have brakes
- My God, don't tempt me!
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- You don't know my GOD
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- So you don't have to
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Why don't I have votes today?
- I don't have a television set
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- You don't have any real problems
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- don't shoot the hand of god
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- i don't want to achieve a high rank in religion. i want to understand god.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I have the power of God and anime on my side!
- God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- And What Have You Done With My Body God?
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- don't care
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- I don't know
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- Boys Don't Cry
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Show, don't tell
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- I don't want children
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Don't piss here
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Why don't you dream anymore?
- customers don't trust me
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Parents don't understand the new economy
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- don't take a pill to feel the funk
- Don't put magnets next to the monitor
- Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
- why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
- Employees don't cheat customers...
- Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"
If you Log in you could create a "I don’t have a god" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.