Findings:

• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Head so full my mouth won't shut
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• So you don't have to
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Freedom Of Speech Won't Feed My Children
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• I have lost many things, so many
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• maybe so (user)
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• We laugh so we won't cry
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I used to have so many dreams
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• I think maybe someday I will take off my feathers
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• i have been burning for so long
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• So the Wind Won't Blow It All Away
• Not wanting to sleep so the next day won't start
• Walk without rhythm, and it won't attract the worm
• It's a new system so I won't comment on the effectiveness.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• animal feed
• fountain pen feed
• Feed the hungry
• Feed Your Head
• Do NOT feed the troll
• Feed the homeless to the hungry
• filter feed
• Please don't feed the troll
• Never feed hotdogs to a grouper
• High Speed Chicken Feed
• Feed Me Weird Things
• feed (user)
• Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• Feed the idiot box
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• Stuff you shouldn't feed your dog
• foliar feed
• wild feed
• RSS feed
• New Writeups RSS Feed
• Feed the hog
• The Hand That Feeds
• form feed
• Read to Feed
• New Writeups Atom Feed (ticker)
• A book that would feed our chats
• feed paris (user)
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Cool Archive Atom Feed (ticker)
• I Feed My Baby Napalm
• When the lion feeds
• Don't feed the Faradays
• let her take me, feed on me, devour me
• Ways to Die That Also Feed Your Girlfriend
• Suburban cannabis factories will feed the world
• Podcast RSS Feed (ticker)
• Please do not feed the birds
• She Yearns to Feed a Hungry Pride of Poets
• Please do not feed the Hamsters!
• Feed Dump
• Death feeds the pigeons in the park on Tuesdays
• Hilda and the Time Worm
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• When I have female children
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control

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