Findings:
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
- A modem is better than nothing
- MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
- leave it better than you found it
- Better Than Ezra
- Even better than the real thing
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- When you know things are just meant to be
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
- Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
- Not very sterile, but better than dead
- lord have kind feel for my soul
- I feel I have committed murder
- Things that are better than sex
- Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
- If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
- We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
- If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
- Much better than a piss test
- Better than kicking him into next week
- Better him than me
- better than a living will
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- better than Radiohead
- Better Dead Than Red
- Treatment of corporations
- The book is better than the movie
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- better than the best
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
- It's better to have loved and lost
- Ideas are better than apples
- Why chocolate is better than sex
- CD vs. vinyl
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- It takes more than good memory to have good memories
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
- It doesn't get any better than this
- Tickling is better than sex
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
- you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
- Why cats are better than dogs
- A better model than the one at data general
- Better than Life
- I can do much better than this
- A determination to do better than
- Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
- why internet relationships are better than real relationships
- a crust of bread is better than nothing
- long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
- better than half my insides
- it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
- Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
- There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
- Music that sounds better backward than forward
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- Exhaustion is better than drugs
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- Why IRC is better than Real Life
- Why Real Life is better than IRC
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- Are we better than everything else?
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- Cookies have more calories than TNT
- Some Days are Better than Others
- 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- all other times are better than 6 am
- In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- What Everything does better than anything else
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
- I can degrade myself better than you can
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- Original better than the sequel
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- There's no better mirror than a child
- Nothing's better than rocking out
- Is a crush better than a relationship?
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- My Bitch Better Have My Money
- Better safe than sorry
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
- Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
- Penis size and impregnation
- My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
- better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
- better than natural
- Last year was always better
- better than 2 (user)
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
- Indigenous people are better than you
- My nowhere is better than your nowhere
- Better than Sex
- Better Than Sex Cake
- Better Than Sex Cake II
- painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
- for() is better than while()
- worse things have happened to better people
- Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
- Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
- Better blatant than latent
- Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
- You aren't better than human
- Bitch Better Have My Money
- What if I saw him in three years, in another city: better?
- a little bit is better than nothing at all
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- Ducks are better than rabbits
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- It's better to burn out than to fade away
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
- Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
- Circular chips are better than triangular chips
- Two heads are better than one
- Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
- It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
- I Feel Taller Than I Am
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Better Than Garbo
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Half a loaf is better than none
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Rebeca Martinez
- Better Than Bouillon
- What can be better than that?
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- Better Than Chocolate
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- better late than never
- There were times better than this
- I've got better things to do than drugs
- Love will fill us up, will make us better than
- my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
- I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
- better off with him than here with me
- My Senses Work Better Than Yours
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
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