Findings:

• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• I've earned my hate, earned it!
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I feel like I'm being watched
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• I'm not racist but...
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I'm not sure
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I Feel I've Melted
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Sometimes I feel my clockwork heart just ain't wound right
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Charmed, I'm sure
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• Being a dickhead
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
• and this is for when you feel happy, this is for when you feel sad
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• well im sure (user)
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• butt naked
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• When you go on a quest for revenge, make sure to dig two graves
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.

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