Findings:

• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• I have never felt more alive
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• How to have lesbian sex
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• General sexuality newsgroup
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Sex in a small car
• Two virgins about to have sex
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• Animals people have sex with
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Sex with a chicken
• Felt grain
• Felt? Yes.
• And in that brief moment, I indeed felt cool
• I felt totally at peace with the universe
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Ever felt that?
• I felt a disturbance in the fun, as if a million playgrounds cried out, and then
• I felt the rain's cool finger-tips
• You felt like home
• My body felt heavy in flight
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• How to unfelt a felted sweater
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• I hope that for a few moments he felt a little less alone
• I felt like a shadow casting a man
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• plate of felt (user)
• I felt a Funeral
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• I felt the heat and cold of the microwave chatter in the air around me
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• the first kiss that felt like a first kiss
• wet felt
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• Roofing felt
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• the time I felt like a real man
• She felt like the word 'shatter'
• My skin felt like I was falling
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• I felt like soft serve
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• Trying to remember what love felt like
• The moment I finally felt real
• A mistake never felt so right
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It's better to have loved and lost
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Smite heathens or have a beer?

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