Findings:
- How it's Going to Be
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How to be a backstabber
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How Not to be Wrong
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- How the Sun Came to Be
- How to be an improv musician
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- TGoP: Of How the Gods Whelmed Sidith
- How do you make God laugh?
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- How to be an asshole
- How to be monstrously shallow
- Be cool in college
- How To Be Good
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- How the Moon Came to Be
- How to be a fuck-up
- How to be a badass
- How to be a good customer
- Be My God
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- How Should A Person Be?
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How Man creates his Gods
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- Goops and How to be Them
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How to be a good evil villain
- How to Be Alone
- You Shall Be as Gods
- How to be a lardass
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- How the Internet Came to Be
- Your god might be evil....
- God must be living in the sea.
- God must be deaf
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- gods we may be
- How to be a terrible customer
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- How To Think About God
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
- How could God let this happen?
- How Gods Live On
- Sky god, how long til the night?
- How to Know God
- Yesterday I forgot how to form letters properly.
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- How to be invisible
- I learned how to be a prostitute in Nebraska
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- Automobile tire pressure
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- Running toward the edge
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- how to be a friend
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Pray ferverently to what gods there be
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- How to be telekinetic
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- How to be a troll
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- To God Be the Glory
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- If God was willing to let it be
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- How to be anonymous
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How To Be Funny
- How to be a street musician
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- If God had a cunt you'd be God
- Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How to be a Canadian Male
- How to be a Better Person
- Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- How to be a geek
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- and that's how it's supposed to be
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- How to be a more productive writer
- I learnt how to be racist in anti-racism lessons
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- Be
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- Be yourself
- Should I be happy?
- I never thought it would be like this
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- how many more must die?
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- The best kind of bartender
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- Any song can be a love song
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
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