Findings:

• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• He was found
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• Have you found Jesus?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Jesus was not a reactionary reformer, learn your history bud!
• And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Was There a Time
• the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
• More than he was willing to give
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• At least he was gentle
• Jesus was a black man
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• He Was Only Joking
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• Before Time Was
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
• and now forever frozen in time he
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
• for a moment the whole world was beautiful
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• The day I found out I was a guy
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• Jesus was Mexican
• I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
• Zealot: the life and times of Jesus of Nazareth
• Jesus I was evil
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• The first time I knew I was different
• True ice cream fans consume whole pints at a time
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• some say he was never here at all
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• Some time when I was a teenager
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• There was a time before
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• That Time Zeph Was A Criminal
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• The clouds found us, under the sky eating up streets
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• When I was young Time had no wings
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I married him because he was not mean
• He Was a Crook
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• All he left her was alone
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He Used Not To Sleep / He Hid Under The Bed
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Loving Jesus for the life he lived
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• That's Just How He Was
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• he was a punk poet himself
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• Jesus was a feminist
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• making certain he was touching her
• Jesus Christ Made Seattle Under Protest
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• was jesus a mystic?
• Jesus was a liberal
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• What We Found in the Sofa and How it Saved the World
• There was a time when I was a better person
• This time vote like your whole world depended on it
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• She was locked in time
• Jesus was a revolutionary
• Jesus He Knows Me
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• Poem I found on the bus
• found sound
• Fortunately I Found My Copy of Candide
• Found sleep and, now I know tired
• She found her bliss between the headphones, and pursed her lips.
• 404 Not Found
• How the Wizard Found Dorothy
• Lost and Found (user)
• we found an old letter
• How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Not Found (user)
• Lost and Found in Gunflight Metaphor
• Found Poem: From a Study on Reading Habits, Grade 1 Responses
• Speeding through the desert I found a fire I'd forgotten
• The morning I found my mother dead
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Found in Space
• Nothing Found
• I found a reason
• Poem I found in the scene shop at high school

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