Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I got news for you pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and shit, and Jack left town"

• I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• There ain't no black in the Union Jack
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Jack and Coke
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Cactus Jack
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• Springheeled Jack
• Jack Casady
• Jack Ryan
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Jack Acid (user)
• you ain't seen me.. right?
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• Jack Kevorkian
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Two out of three ain't bad
• Captain Jack
• jackbooted thug
• Jack the Bear
• Ain't nothing but a thing
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Ain't We Got Fun?
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• Baby, we ain't nothing but mammals
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• Jack in the Box
• data jack
• If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Jack Tramiel
• The Jack Benny Program
• I ain't gotta tell you, it's right in front of your eyes
• Jack Benny
• Sometimes I feel my clockwork heart just ain't wound right
• Yukon Jack
• Jack London
• Jack DeJohnette
• Jack Lemmon
• Jack O' Lantern
• Jack Maggs
• Apple Jacks
• I Ain't Got Time to Bleed
• Ain't nothing going on but the rent
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• ain't nothin' but a family thing
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us
• HOT DAMN 6! This time, karma debt ain't allowed to do shit
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• Bitches Ain't Shit
• ...and I ain't got nothing to say...
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• Still cookin' for two. Got leftovers.
• Jack Ketch
• Jack Nicholson
• Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun
• We Ain't Got All Night
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Jack Sheldon
• Jack Bruce
• pepper jack
• The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
• Sourdough Jack
• Wolfman Jack
• Jack Klugman
• Black Jack
• cider jack
• Jack Skellington
• Jack Lambert
• Jack Ruby
• Jack Frost
• He's Jack
• Jack Gets Up
• jack cheese
• Tracey Jacks
• Jack Chick
• Jack Dempsey
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• An army of slippers but only two feet
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• we lost a million men but we got a million more
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• old chestnut: all but two
• answer: all but two
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• The Town Where No One Got Off
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• Jack Kerouac
• I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
• Jack L. Chalker
• Jack Salem
• Little Jack Horner
• You Don't Know Jack
• Jack
• Jack of All Trades
• We've Got A Bigger Problem Now
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Jack Vance
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Jack McKinney
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Jack Teagarden
• Jack Sams
• Jack the Ripper
• Jack Kirby
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does

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