Findings:

• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Holy Shit! Man Walks on Fucking Moon!
• If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• You sly dog! You got me monologuing!
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• Give me back my bike!
• Kick Their Fucking Heads In 2
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• kick me
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• On the subject of me losing my shit
• You've got to be kidding me
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• I've got the music in me
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• Holy Shit! You must die to preserve life on Earth as we know it!
• Stars cross me, holy
• It's survival of the fittest, Max, and we've got the fucking gun!
• I've fucking HAD IT with you, you piece of shit!
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• holy shit
• You Really Got Me
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• kick me (user)
• Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• The Statue Got Me High
• Everything got me fired!
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I got kicked out of a focus group
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Good old fashioned fucking
• Fucking A
• The difference between fucking and making love
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Fucking Åmål
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I despise ribbon cable
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
• Primary Spontaneous Pneumothorax
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• Shopping and Fucking
• Microsoft's .NET strategy
• Are cops completely fucking useless?
• high-intensity discharge headlights
• The donuts are so pretty
• I hope you're fucking happy
• Fucking
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• Live Era '87-'93
• couch fucking
• I hate this fucking orange cat
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• I'm not fucking bored
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock
• Piss without farting, die without fucking
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I am not your fucking Employee of the Month
• Video files inside .zip archives
• Fucking Anais
• How to clean a bathroom
• Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
• The action packed mentalist brings you the fucking jams
• It's my fucking job to know
• Dope, Guns and Fucking in the Streets
• Are you ready for the skeletons? ARE YOU READY FOR THE FUCKING SKELETON REVOLUTION?
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• My friends, I bring you the good news: Jesus Christ made a fucking sandwich
• Out of his fucking mind
• Young People Fucking
• Songs About Fucking
• Saying "I Love You" Is Not A Fucking Band-Aid
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• it's the fucking truth
• Spilt milk, motherfucker. Spilt fucking milk.
• Customer service is a fucking given
• you fucking moron (user)
• take a fucking hint (user)
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• Love is a construct. Fucking is real.
• Fucking is fucking
• I will not use the sidewalk. There are fucking sprinklers
• Fucking Karma
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• Fucking, Austria
• Fucking superhero movies
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• Keep fucking that chicken
• Nobody cares about your fucking breasts!
• Fucking Genesis 1, Bitch
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• Welcome to the Gold Fucking Monkey House, Folks
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• Respect The Fucking Monkey
• Got
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
• I've Got a Secret
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• I've got the Internet
• Got Beer?
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• I've got a little list
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• You've Got Stalkers
• The one that got away
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• How the Whale Got His Throat
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• I laughed until my limbic system exploded...then got very scared
• I've got severe gibberish problems
• I got pierced
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Have I Got News for You
• Johnny Got His Gun
• We've Got Tonight
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• The Guru got a girlfriend
• Amidala Got Back
• Blue Got Up
• Why I got my tattoo
• Got root?
• I got junk mail from the Dalai Lama
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Got to Get You into My Life
• I got a good feeling!
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• How Pac-Man got his name
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• Everyone's got their drug
• I got in a wreck taking my driver's test
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• Go on! It's got raisins in it!
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go

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