Findings:

• Angular banjos sound good to me
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• You know what's even worse than having a broken heart and an empty head? Having a broken head and an empty heart.
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• wanting is more satisfying than having
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• Home surgery
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• There's no better mirror than a child
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• On Having No Head
• Dueling Banjos
• Earl Scruggs and the 5-string Banjo
• Banjo Paterson
• History and Development of the Banjo in the U.S.
• Frog and Banjo
• Indian banjo
• The only things missing were a banjo and Jon Voight
• A Very Sad Story About a Frog and a Banjo
• Tunings for the five string banjo
• Banjo (user)
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• A modem is better than nothing
• When having sex in Poland
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• Better Than Ezra
• Even better than the real thing
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Having A Boyfriend Is Bad For Friendships.
• Having a drug dealer in your house
• having a baby
• having you by the short hairs
• Having fun with the Pizza Delivery Boy
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• Walked in on you having sex
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• When having sex in Binary
• having
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• The pleasure of not having a car
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• Better him than me
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• EDB is having my alien love child
• On His Having Arrived at the Age of Twenty-Three
• Better Dead Than Red
• Treatment of corporations
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• The time my father caught me having sex
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Having An Average Weekend
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• It doesn't get any better than this
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• You aren't better than human
• Why cats are better than dogs
• A better model than the one at data general
• Better than Life
• I can do much better than this
• Better Than Bouillon
• A determination to do better than
• Having a penis is annoying
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• better off with him than here with me
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Having to sit next to my ex on my flight from Chicago
• One danger of having your friends using Everything
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• Calling her number and having a male voice answer
• The Trials and Tribulations of Having Your Own Secret Hideout
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Having a little cry in the toilets at work
• curved penis
• Having a Microsoft husband
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• On Having a 'Regular'
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• Are We Having Fun Yet?
• Having a shoplifter arrested is apparently an act of racism
• Some Days are Better than Others
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• all other times are better than 6 am
• How to tell if you're having a heart attack
• Having a drug dealer in your car
• The whole idea of having a close personal relationship with God is rather new
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Witnessing your parents having sex
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• better than a living will
• Original better than the sequel
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Tickling is better than sex
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• Better Than Chocolate
• Better safe than sorry
• There were times better than this
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• better than the best
• better than natural
• No better friend, no worse enemy
• Better than kicking him into next week
• better than 2 (user)
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Indigenous people are better than you
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• better late than never
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• Better than Sex
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• better than Radiohead
• Ducks are better than rabbits
• for() is better than while()
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• leave it better than you found it
• Things that are better than sex
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• Better blatant than latent
• better than half my insides
• When having sex in Germany
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Two heads are better than one
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• Tips for having sex in an elevator
• How the Sphere, having in vain tried words, resorted to deeds
• Better Than Garbo
• Adventures in having a boy/girl name
• Half a loaf is better than none
• having the last word
• Rebeca Martinez
• What can be better than that?
• Having run away from a wedding reception

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