Findings:

• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• I'm not homophobic but...
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Things people put up their butts
• Fake proof that if one person in a room is a redhead, then all the people in that room are redheads
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm not racist but...
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• Does hate scare people?
• cat haters
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• i'm sorry your toys hurt people
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Small but still a person
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• The other people who hate war
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• Rednecks hating Canada
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• You become the people you hate
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• people person
• Being a dickhead
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Project B.U.T.T.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• But what are they really thinking?
• person, place or thing
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?

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