Findings:

• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• The Slug Bearers of Kayrol Island, or, The Friends of Dr. Rushower
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• This statement cannot be proven
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
• Paul McCartney cannot read or write sheet music
• Bee Mine, or Why I Hate Valentine's Day
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• I just want to be friends
• To be or not to be
• how to be a friend
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Ideals and beliefs cannot be compartmentalized
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• Be there or be square
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
• if you hate your friends
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Fog hates gags, or a theological discussion
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Information cannot be owned
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• lost, or trying to be
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Let's just be friends
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Trying to be friends
• I must die or be better
• The page cannot be displayed
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• The Internet Cannot Be Stored In Your Recycle Bin
• Can we still be friends?
• Or at least it used to be
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Darkness Be My Friend
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• cannot be again
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• Love it or hate it
• I Hate Trick or Treat
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Recommend to a Friend or a Colleague
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Be a model or just look like one
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Be
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• so be it
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• person, place or thing
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Want to be a lawyer?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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